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11:12 a.m.
2004-09-23
8 Easy Steps
I love the new Alanis Morissette song that's on the mix, so I figured I'd throw the lyrics up here. Now that I know what they are, I have some stuff to think about. Knowing me, that's all I'll do about it, is think. Ah, well, at least I'm doing that.
8 Easy Steps
How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
How to keep people at arms' length and never get too close
How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
How to feel worthless so fast you're helping
chorus
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forget
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
How to play all highest when you're really a hypocrite
How to hate god when you're a player and a spiritualist
How to sabotage when you're in tough seas
chorus
I've been doing research for years
I've been practicing my ass off
I've been waiting my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Culminationg just to be this well versed leader before you
chorus
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
How to know them all too well by going with them
How to stay stuck in your life hating them
chorus x2
And now, to lighten the mood...
Quote for the Day: "I sold my ovaries, got a Charizard for them." --Nick, of A4 chat fame